Doctrine of Hairology
There is a doctrine that many have yet to expound upon...until this man on the audio file above. The doctrine of Hairology needs to be discussed among churches. Be Gone sinful toupe! Give this little MP3 a listen and be ready for deep conviction. Thanks to my pastor for forwarding this little gem.














I think I am going to hell. I color and cut my hair like every 3 weeks.
Posted by: kristiapplesauce | July 20, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Good grief! I think 'Upper G.I.' Barber doctrinal crusade against "pucilanimous, pussy-footin', compromising, two-faced, fundamentalist hypocrites" is just a tad bit misplaced, eh?
Bring on Revival!
Posted by: pete | July 20, 2006 at 12:06 PM
Tell me this is a joke. Please. I beg you.
If it's not, it's no surprise that it's on at 2:15 a.m.!
Brian
Posted by: Brian La Croix | August 04, 2006 at 09:00 PM
The hair that grows on the
face (beard) as wel as the scalp,
and on other parts of the human body is responsible for so much more than we in the world of (popular knowledge) have been told.
I have been aware of and studying the connexion between hair,and such stuff as Heart rate
blood pressure,balance,athletic
stamina,and of course the manifold
mental aspects.
It is rather hard to fathom
how my fellow "humans can be so
deaf dumb and blind when it comes
to their hair.And yet since I am
looking to "change the face of mankind" I am glad to be the world's leding and foremost authority on Hairology
Posted by: Jayte Brauner | October 09, 2006 at 04:11 PM
Hairesy, sez I! Unless one lets one's nose hair grow long as part of a Schnozzerite vow, of course.
Posted by: Sam Gaines | January 06, 2007 at 07:10 AM
This spoof was written and performed by James Combs, pastor, evangelist and editor of the Baptist Bible Tribune.
Posted by: Steve Johnson | April 21, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Steve - Thanks for dropping the credit! I always wondered where it came from! Kudos to James Combs.
Posted by: Ben | April 21, 2009 at 01:20 PM